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Car Trip
Car Trip!
Sung to: We Three Kings
presented by Santa Letters Ink!


"We will send your Santa letter anywhere around the world including UK, Mexico, Bahamas, Puerto Rico, Australia, Canada, Europe and everywhere else Santa Claus goes!"










Hate these trips-
They take much too long.
Mom and Dad
Start singing dumb songs.
Dad's off-key,
and Mom's singing har-mo-ny.
Both have the words all wrong.

Oh, oh - ev'ry year we travel far.
Dad brings out his gross cigar.
It's combusting
And disgusting
Stuck inside this stupid car!

The dog just made a terrible smell.
Made me nauseous-don't feel so well.
Was it cheese?
Ugh-OPEN the window please!!
What a sad tale to tell.

Oh, oh - now there's slush and freezing sleet.
No room here to stretch my feet.
Sister's wailing -
Now it's hailing-
And we've barely left our street!



From "Santa's Pants are Falling Down!
by: Barbara Rittenhouse and Leigh Anna Reichenbach

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